Am I the only one who hopes that the "special renders" of Maya and Quinn going at it with a strap-on dildo is an actual sex scene in episode 5?
That would actually be a great idea for the "cold open" of episode 5 if you chose the "Don't warn Maya about Quinn" option:
[Maya is lying on Quinn's bed, a look of apprehension on her face as Quinn straddles her pussy with a strap-on dildo.]
Quinn: Who would have thought Barbie doll here would be a fucking virgin? We can't have that if you're going to service the patrons of The Pink Rose as part of my "dessert menu."
Maya: Wait, Quinn...I...I changed my mind! This isn't worth free tuition-
Quinn: Too late! [THRUST!!!]
[Smash cut to Sage sitting at her desk, studying.]
Maya: [Muffled through the wall.] AAAAGGGHH!
Sage: What the fuck?
[Cut back to Quinn's room. Quinn is thrusting away as Maya fights back tears.]
Maya: Uh! Uh! God, it hurts!
Quinn: Just relax, baby. Let mommy's special medicine do it's trick.
[The camera slowly pans away from the humping couple to zoom in on a used syringe lying on Quinn's nightstand.]
Maya: Oh...oh God...this is starting to feel REALLY good!
[Maya begins to slowly rock her hips in time with Quinn's thrusts. She straddles up onto her elbows and begins to smile, reaching over to cup Quinn's face and give her a slow, sensuous kiss.
Quinn: That's right baby, just let it all go! Welcome to the HOTS!
[The camera slowly fades to black as Maya and Quinn continue Maya's "initiation."]