Holy shit, this game's bad.
On the upside, there is one girl I'd actually date. Of course, she's hot as fuck and has desperately been trying to land Hollywood roles for years (she's presumably pushing 30), but she's never given anybody a blowjob in her life. When she finally tries, she's instantly a world champion, taking MC's cock so deep it's nearly poking out her asshole.
With the other 20 or so characters, I just want one bullet for each of them. Nobody in this game is likeable. Top 4 people I'd like to kill:
1) MC's boss. World's biggest cunt, by far. Who writes games like this? Who fantasizes about having the world's biggest cunt for a boss? (Her boss is actually a cunt too.)
2) MC. The pussy who puts up with all her shit. His face is far too pretty for a man's, he has the body of Mr. Olympia, and he never displays any emotion or expression ever. Also, you're often forced to choose between unbearably pathetic lines with women.
3) The biker chick. Fat chick with gray hair, purple eyes, purple lips, two pierced eyebrows, tats galore, a leather jacket, and shorts that are way too small. Thinks she's God's gift to men. You couldn't pay me enough to fuck her.
4) The concierge. Like the author, thinks he's hilarious. Spoiler: He's not.
The problems with this game are far too many too mention, but here are a few:
You know how all the cheapest whores paint their eyebrows - boxy in the middle and pointed towards the outside? Every character has those eyebrows, including MC and all the men.
You know how creators usually pick a range for tits? Like realistic tits or planetary-sized tits? The creator can't make up his mind. It's everything goes.
There is never any clarity as to when you're supposed to click to forward the text. This means you're always too late or too early, often missing a frame because the game decided to forward the frame right as you were also clicking to forward it. Also, the game auto-forwards when you don't want it to, like when you just came all over a girl's face and want to enjoy your handiwork.