Sacred_Lamb

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F.A.T.A.L. was a deliberate attempt to make the worst game ever, you roll dice for everything, it takes ages to do anything and basically every report of people playing ended with characters blown up and friends very much in a foul mood.

Nothing is worse than F.A.T.A.L. in both the subject matter and mechanics. If one doesn't upset you, the other will.
Mechanically it's garbage, but on a conceptual level its interesting to me (in the same way this garbage game is interesting to me); it tries to play with ethics and peity, and even trying to design the moral system to liken it to LawfulGood/ChoaticEvil system u see in og Dnd. I like the involvement of diseases, allergies, and stds (tho would've love to see some magic ones and fantastical methods to fix them). Retard strenght and Anal potential is fucking ridiculous:ROFLMAO:, but as someone that's seen Argendana porn it's....the ass stuff is plausible asf :whistle:
 
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Mechanically it's garbage, but on a conceptual level its interesting to me (in the same way this garbage game is interesting to me); it tries to play with ethics and peity, and even trying to design the moral system to liken it to LawfulGood/ChoaticEvil system u see in og Dnd. I like the involvement of diseases, allergies, and stds (tho would've love to see some magic ones and fantastical methods to fix them). Retard strenght and Anal potential is fucking ridiculous:ROFLMAO:, but as someone that's seen Argendana porn it's....the ass stuff is plausible asf :whistle:
Argendana is insane. Wish she would get it with strap-ons
 
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YouShallNotLol

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F.A.T.A.L. was a deliberate attempt to make the worst game ever, you roll dice for everything, it takes ages to do anything and basically every report of people playing ended with characters blown up and friends very much in a foul mood.

Nothing is worse than F.A.T.A.L. in both the subject matter and mechanics. If one doesn't upset you, the other will.
As if every single miscast (chance to cast titular FATAL spell) could result in end of the world wasn't enough of a signal that F.A.T.A.L wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
 

Jbuster

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Argendana is insane. Wish she would get it with strap-ons
This takes me back to the insane cam whore wars from the times before onlyfans, in which to up the competition bigger and bigger toys were deployed in order to earn that sweet, green approval they didn't have at home

But one day one of them decided to play with faith and used an inflatable butt plug, she had done the same many times, but in this occasion, she pushed herself beyond any limit, pumping more and more air as the "ding" from her tip jars dinged faster and faster

Rubber can expand only so much...

Anyway, Argendana is what years of chamwhorish evolution have created, an apex bad dragon predator and what a regular human would actually be like in the coc2 universe
 
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Skandranon

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Now in a less cruel review, feels like the kind of stuff you do with your group of friends where everyone understand each other, but, from the outside, doesn't work that well
That's all tabletop stuff really.

All the stuff that people watch online or like...Critical Role or whatever don't reeeally look like actual games. Those are actors and entertainers.
 

Jbuster

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When you first asked I though you'd managed to achieve , but no, your ass is full of eggs and I mean that literally. Here's the wiki page on , it's not up to date, but it's close enough.
The first thing that happens when you're about to leave for the old forest is some guy coming back and complaining about those crazy wasps, all of them obsessed with pumping their eggs into your butt, so you better get the idea that out there is full of booty warriors

That's all tabletop stuff really.

All the stuff that people watch online or like...Critical Role or whatever don't reeeally look like actual games. Those are actors and entertainers.
All I know about tabletop came from an I.T crowd episode and a friend telling me about her vampire character, so at least I'm happy I got to watch the real stuff once, still, it feels like something fun to do, but not to watch

Maybe one day, if I get one of those miniatures
 
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YouShallNotLol

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All I know about tabletop came from an I.T crowd episode and a friend telling me about her vampire character, so at least I'm happy I got to watch the real stuff once, still, it feels like something fun to do, but not to watch

Maybe one day, if I get one of those miniatures
It's less of an actual game, and more of you just hanging out with your friends "playing" a game.
 

Jbuster

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Damn it! You guys made me realize I'm a fucking idiot, well that's what I get for forgetting I fucked a wasp in my last run and not playing for a while thank you, now excuse me while I go do a walk of shame.
Don't worry a walk of shame is part of coc2 as an experience

The champion gets cummy kisses all the time

In another tangent, I find interesting that the champion and Leofric are two sides of the same coin. One of them being a shonen protagonist who trained for twenty years in order to become strong fir his goddess, and he could trash you if he wanted to but won't. In the other hand, your characters is a harem protagonist with mental issues and zero dignity, but loved by almost everyone else who matters, and yet, the two of them are fated to fight each other and cursed with a main girl who keeps her virginity for their sake

It's almost poetic, a duel between power fantasies that shall never be fulfilled

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