This game is such a steaming pile of crap that it’s almost funny enough to excuse its existence. I don’t usually mind subjecting myself to these cringe-inducing disasters because, sure, I’m a fan of HS2 games, but this one? This one’s so godawful it’s beyond redemption. My brain didn’t just quit; it slit its own wrists after choking down this garbage.
So, the “plot” —if you can even call it that without gagging— is you getting shipped off to some special summer school because you banged two of the principal’s daughters? Wow, edgy. Sounds less like a storyline and more like a sleazy power-trip fantasy cooked up by some basement-dwelling loser with a humiliation kink. And get this: you’re not even the weirdest freak in the room compared to the parade of misfits they call a cast. The writing is so abysmally dogshit it’s humiliating to witness—characters flatter than a pancake run over by a truck and a story so dull it could make a coma patient yawn. The only thing that doesn’t make me want to claw my eyes out is the character design, and even that’s just barely passable—not good, not great, just not total trash.
In short, play it if you hate yourself.
So, the “plot” —if you can even call it that without gagging— is you getting shipped off to some special summer school because you banged two of the principal’s daughters? Wow, edgy. Sounds less like a storyline and more like a sleazy power-trip fantasy cooked up by some basement-dwelling loser with a humiliation kink. And get this: you’re not even the weirdest freak in the room compared to the parade of misfits they call a cast. The writing is so abysmally dogshit it’s humiliating to witness—characters flatter than a pancake run over by a truck and a story so dull it could make a coma patient yawn. The only thing that doesn’t make me want to claw my eyes out is the character design, and even that’s just barely passable—not good, not great, just not total trash.
In short, play it if you hate yourself.