the best one i like is somewhere beginning-mid of the game and the aunt get mad at mc for overstepping boundries and such and he its goes something like "ffucck i fucked up, i pushed too much dammit, cant let her pull back gotta do anything to make her forgive me." and goes to apologise "please forgive me aunty, i didnt mean it, i dont know what i was thinking, it just happened. promise i wont do it again" and she forgives him and he is fucking happy and then right right right that fucking second "can i suck them tities tho?"

obv the phrases where different but the basic statement still stands.
dude is straight up retarded.. cant be blamed on hormones and shit. just braindead right there. and honestly its starting to annoy the shit out of me