Stop reading this review, and go play this one. Better yet, go support it.
But feel free to keep reading if you need more convincing. I'm about to glaze the shit out of this game, because it deserves it.
I'm prone to long-winded reviews and harsh criticism. I love to hear myself talk, and I'm hard to please. Also, I don't rate games based on their potential, but instead on what I'm given. I'm not arrogant enough to disregard the scope of a project, and I'm definitely not expecting an early version of a game to be perfect. I just don't believe in rating something with 5 stars, unless I walk away genuinely impressed.
Hooked is beyond impressive.
It's charming, has great humor, writing, choices, fantastic animations/renders, and great pacing. It's not a long, over-bearing trudge before your first scene, but it's also not slamming you with porn gifs on launch like they're a Subway Surfers video under a TikTok. (Yes, I am talking about literally every abandonware HTML/DAZ3D VN that bloats this fucking website.) Everything progresses in a way that feels natural without being
so realistic that it becomes annoying.
This is one of the only VNs on F95 that I can actually enjoy. The writing is intelligent and mature, because it's not trying to convince the reader of its identity. There's no unnecessary edge. There's no random ass plot twists. There's no attempts to hamfist a narrative. You're shown the characters personalities, not told. They have flaws that are written organically, without dipping over into obnoxious.
It's a character-driven story, which can be scary if the author has never had a healthy relationship with someone, more or less a woman.
Great news! The author has clearly had healthy relationships, and understands how a character can be stylized without being two-dimensional. The interactions are human, and written by somebody that touches grass, takes showers, and doesn't think women are just sex dolls. (If your response to that is, "But they're doing poooorrrnnn, and having seeexxxx, they
are sex dolls!" Then you have a horrible concept of nuance, and humanity. Yes, it is that deep. Please, go to therapy.)
It feels so good to read a story that isn't written by some incel 4chan user. Hooked is a great example of writing with self-awareness without going too far and becoming a Marvel movie.
You know how in many of these games, you're given dialogue and rewarded for picking choices that feel like they were written by somebody too young to even be on this site, let alone be developing a game for it? Hooked is the opposite of that.
Yes, the scenario is juvenile, no shit. However, in what might be a first on F95, our MC manages to be goofy, dorky, and nerdy, while
also being socially adept. As it turns out, you can be a giant nerd without being fucking unbearable if you just exercise basic empathy without ulterior motives.
You have a few hours of content here (more if you aren't returning after an update, ofc), but the replayability is also much higher than you'd think. The characters are so charismatic that I genuinely wish this was a full-length visual novel/dating sim.