Unity - Completed - KoboldKare [2025-03-03 64b05359] [Naelstrof]

So this game is really cute and hits a certain audience that has been reactively ignored. that being the breeder audience.

Pros:
Style/art:4/5 Its very nice looking and makes the creatures look cute
Map: 4/5 the game is huge and the maker is very ambitious in the direction.
Toys: 4/5 so the game has a bunch of ingame stuff that is used to interact and play with the kobolds making for interesting effects on them.

Cons:
Controls: 2/5 the game some how makes you unable to sprint but at the same time feel you are moving to fast causing you to crash into the kobolds.
Physics: 2/5 the jiggle bone is way more jiggle then bone. its like all the creatures are made of jello.
Sex: 3/5 so its ok but it really needs more to be added as only having (Sex) stations is really limiting and also makes for weird interactions as some kobolds looks like they are having a exorcism instead of sex.

over all the game has a good idea and is having work on it fairly regularly.
I look forward to where they take it but until then its kinda weird.

Sidenote: there is no save option currently as i assumed it was removed to test further stuff. There is also a object cap i assume thats the term as i forgot the game was on for a hour and came back to all my Kobolds filling my house with Eggs and hearts and after i picked up the kobolds they turned into like a cardboard cut out. was kinda funny

A toy.
Definitely just a toy for now, it's like playing around in a cumflate-y Gmod.
You grow kobolds from eggs; when they're adults, you can slap them together like a couple ragdolls to make them have "sex" and harvest them for their... generic heart item (or now eggs, too) that you can sell so you can afford more eggs or more flasks to fill with various potions you can make to TF the kobolds bustier or taller or whatever.
That's basically all you do so far, sexing kobolds with each other, grinding stuff into liquid, mixing odd TF potions, buying a couple basic upgrades, and Quake bunnyhopping around the map.

TBH, I can't decide between giving this a 3-star rating for being a simple sandbox toy, or a 4-star rating for having a lot of promise and being fairly enjoyable as-is.
I'll give it a 3-star rating for now, with the promise that I'll update my review when the game gets some more content.

TL;DR: I definitely recommend playing with it, but it's definitely 100% a toy for now, not for any serious, lengthy playtimes.

EDIT: development is going pretty smoothly. It's still solidly a TOY, but among the newest updates, there's the ability to make ice cream, used for making kobolds gain bellies/weight permanently.

EDIT2: after a couple years of dodgy updates that make the game less fun (I'm still a bit salty about them replacing the old bunnyhopping with the "real" kind), I really can't recommend this game outside of just downloading it to fool around with it for a bit once. I think what would save the game is if the open source aspect of it was utilized and the game got a modding community, but most of the time I feel like the game's time has passed, it's just not pulling the numbers it used to, and everyone that talks about the game just reminisces about how it used to be more fun. I'm dropping the score to two stars, I'm just not enjoying the game at all anymore.