Hi, there will be new waterfall and cave locations in the next version. Do you have any idea what Lara could do there?
*clearing throat*
Mystical Treasure chest found through waterfall cave secret entrance, contains relic dildo that is cursed.
When wearing the dildo, it gets a life of it's own, stomach bulging and pooping out snake like cursed dilod that never ends (endless shit stream ^^). The way into the dungeon under the waterfall is covered in a smelly fungi, it arouses and attracts, Lara makes the mistake of smelling the fungi, and becomes amyl nitrate (poppers) styled spasmic orgasmic and her soft muscle tissue relaxes, she shits herself and gets high, she finger paints the walls with her halucinations creating erotic wall paintings with her poop. The fungi looks like a penis, she licks it, she sucks it because it's intoxicating, and then trips out, running naked through the cave, she lands in an entire field of mushrooms and starts shoving them in all her holes, then she licks clean all the shit smeared fungi, and little cave goblins find their next victim. The cave goblins drag her into their lair, where they take turns pissing in her anus and mouth, and making her addicted to their cum.
Then they cum over their shit, and the starved overly exhausted Lara in her hunger has to choose between eating the goblin shit, and resisting her urge to lick it because she's highly addicted to their cum (goblin cum is offcourse addictive, everyone knows that, duh. Fat chance she's not gonna eat it).
After weeks, she loses her sanity and gives in to the delight of poop eating and falls in to a hypersomnic coma, after which she is magically rescued by a minotaur, who drags her into his maze, there he plows her and tries to escape in between the minotaur resting, only to be captured again and again, as the minotaur enjoys the thrill of the hunt ^^
And then Jason and the Argonauts come, us the Antikhetyra device to calculate their way out of the maze by following the descriptions of the stars and planets depicted on the dungeon ceilings, and they save the princes ^^
(Who offcourse is a degenerate shitgoblin whore by now, and would just love to be a public urinal for the entire res publica)... after this a whole bunch of meta knowledge is required to understand where to got next with this story
Edit: I think I outdid myself this time
