- Oct 1, 2023
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Behold, the majestic internet troll emerges from its shadowy lair. Cloaked in a veil of witty jokes, it prowls the digital savannah, seeking prey to shower with its razor-sharp condescension. This noble beast stakes no claim but thrives on the chaos it sows, its crest of irony raised high to signal its dominion over the art of smug retort.And here we see the zealotry of the netizen in its native habitat. Surrounded by the familiar haze of their computer screen, the netizen looks for wrongdoers infiltrating their digital territory and flares it's languid crest to mark it's claim. The netizen has no legitimate claim to this territory, but they cannot resist the urge to protect whatever dark corner of the digital world they nest in.
For all their bluster, the netizen is a toothless creature. Prone to outburst, but harmless all the same. If you find yourself the target of their impotent display, smile and nod. They're simply trying to express their love of their home the only way they know.
Yet, for all its swagger, the troll’s bite is but a whisper, a fleeting gust of hot air in the vast expanse of cyberspace. Should you cross its path, offer a knowing wink and a tip of the hat. It’s merely serenading us with its peculiar brand of affection, gawking in the only tongue it knows.
No need to take offense from our friend here, diminutive in height as he’s let slip before, seems driven to puff himself up online, flashing his supposed wit to dazzle us. Alas, in that area too, he’s found wanting.