Unity - Lovely Craft Piston Trap [v0.2.5.1] [Crime]

No nonsense sex game. Straight to the hot stuff and pound a beautiful sheep girl to my heart's content. Looks even better than most non interactive game art.

Only reason it's not a 5 star is that it gets repetitive fast.

Maybe more of a 3.5 stars? For the content it currently has, I'd say it's well done. The problem is there just isn't very much of it - just that one viewing angle, thrusting away. Gets boring kinda fast. It pads out its play time thru a grind but it's mainly just to mock up that same viewing angle and sex act with skins and addons. Ideas: add cum (portal penises?), internal view, multiple girls at once (widen the canvas), sex/body stats to level up.

It's not always that you can find a game which is hot in themes and graphics, and has good progression. I see a lot of care and effort from the dev, for example not being afraid to rework core mechanics if they turn out fucntional but a bit boring. We are getting lots of content and QOL updates, in summary.
The game offers various character (with physics and reactions!) to add to the piston trap, trying to differentiate them from each other as best as possible, and does a pretty good job at it. You can really see that they enjoy themselves, but I'd like for some recruitable NPCs to have different facial animations to convey different emotions, maybe depending on the actions you take they could be annoyed, bored, angry or embarassed. You can farm materials to craft or buy items that spice up the visuals, but I wouldn't be surprised if in the future more positions could be unlocked (really good concepts would be oral & tit pistoning by flipping the character, adding another customizable piston to work in parallel or in turns with the other one, or even just putting those pretty feet up and making them work: don't think that those detailed toes went unnoticed!).
To conclude, I like the concept, the game space allows for more and more content to be added (which the dev is happy to provide), and beyond all else it's a fun and good-spirited romp.

Pretty good for a minecraft fangame. The furry tag isnt really applicable to this. Since all the characters are humanoid with some vague features added to them to differentiate each mob from each other.

No bullshit "tutorials" forcefeeding you how to use the crafting system and insinuating you couldnt even figure out how to turn on the PC. Just straight into the action. Its an idle game where you watch some impressive physics get pounded by a sex piston.

Could use some alternate positions and oral for creeper girl. No point in adding in anime waifus without letting us kiss and romance them. Since the dev hints at an actual story to this game and one of the vendor says the Creeper girl likes the player.

4/5. A diamond in the rough.

taught myself how to use Cheat Engine just for this game, 10/10
Jokes aside,amazing visuals for an admittedly silly concept for a game. Never expected a meme to become something like this,i've truly seen it all.

The idea is simply magnificient. It is being not only quickly but also well produced. It is being directed and developed with care and detail. I just can't wait for next updates, endless if possible! I hope for every single minecraft mob to be adapted!

Pretty much the same verdict as their other games - incredibly alluring art, stuck behind boring, tedious, and sometimes irksome "gameplay".

Art is really good, albeit in the incredibly oversaturated mobile-style (not sure if that's what you'd call it, but couldn't think of a better term).

The NSFW art is really good. The characters have excellent proportions.
Their designs are a little off-putting, what with having human feet and hands, but it's easy to ignore, and I suppose having hooves would be even more off-putting for me.

Progression is incredibly slow, as you need a LOT of currency to purchase the upgrades. It sounds like this is being fixed though.
Moving the piston can be a little clunky, and the auto-mode seems pointless to me since it's so slow, even when upgraded.

The AI voice for the farmer is solid though. At least, I'm pretty sure it's AI - maybe it's an actual VO that's just a little monotone.


My biggest complaint is the lack of content. But I believe this is somewhat early so that's understandable.
More positions / angles / activities would be nice though.


As it sits, kind of boring, but probably better than just having some gallery.
It'd be great if this saw plenty more development.

Really simple game that's basically an idle game with a porn twist if you let it run on auto. Pretty bare bones and basic but that's a given considering it's just a game where you let a pistoning dildo go in and out to build up points. That and also the fact that it's at the moment of this review at version 0.2

The animations are dynamic, and everything fits together really well. I am also personally a big fan of the art style and how much potential exists within this game. After reading the creator's Patreon posts, I can see they are willing to realize that potential all the way, so I must give it a 5-star rating.

Really simple game with SUPER good animations.

Usually I rate games based on 4 things but this time I'll just give 5 stars because the animations and art are so good they compensate for the lack of story and real gameplay.

I hope the dev goes on to make a more complete game. It could be the ONE.

As of Version 0.2, the game seems to be quite high effort for an idle game. There don't seem to be any egregious bugs, and the overall design is very solid.

I look forward to keeping my review as 5 stars if the developer delivers on updates and the project doesn't go abandoned.

simple, satisfying, actually kinda fun/rewarding, very much a porn game not a game with porn too sparsely in it

VISUALS 8.5/10
GAMEPLAY 8/10
AUDIO 8/10
OVERALL 8.5/10

look forward to future updates and more options/fetishes/characters.

This game combines the basic idle tycoon formula with parody porn to create relatively simple entertainment. Even though it is in very early development, the interactions and graphics are quite nice. If you are okay with the fact that it is a fairly simple game, it can be considered a good time killer. There is a lot of potential for things to be added to the game and things to discover, and if the developer can continue the game as planned, it has the potential to be much better.

In conclusion, considering that the developer has a background in game development, I will give it a 4 for its potential and just wait.

Review for v0.2

As much as I'm into visual novels, sometimes I get in a mood where I want to check out lewd games that break the mold a little bit and try something different. That's what this is for me. It's a Minecraft themed incremental idle game. Did I spend more than like 30 minutes on it? No. But I think the game is neat enough as something a bit different (for a lewd game) that it's worth a little play if it catches your eye.

Reminds me of the flash games of old a bit. Simple premise. Each thrust of the piston generates emeralds for shop unlocks, which act both as cosmetics and multipliers. Art is good, animations are good, and I like that upgrades still count towards the multiplier even if you don't equip them, which allows you to customize the piston trap girl as you'd like.

You'll be able to unlock most things pretty quick but the game does still seem to be in the early stages. Only thing I really dislike is the voice acting so I turned that off. Beyond that the game just needs to keep developing and expanding. Is this something you'll get invested in? Probably not, but fun enough to check out once in awhile I'd say.

Is this where we at?
We used to have witches sluting themselfs for points.
We used to be a captain of a starship, with panties draped over our face, reveling in the company of freaky women as we soared to save the world.
We had an entire strip club with a human-like doll, performing all kinds of stuff for our pleasure.
And now... a sheep. In a boat. Fucked by a piston. Jesus fucking Christ.
Akabur, we lost it all.

v0.2

i am bewildered by the high rating as this is some seriously basic idler/clicker game. maybe the horny teen squad spammed it?

it is just the same thing constantly with a changing of skins. it does not even do well at that. the auto function works periodically and sometimes pulls out or switches hole. even at 3 times (the current max) it still hits a lot of weak and non-scoring thrusts.

loaded up the game again today and it took many tries to get it to even hit a single 'hard' and i had to keep stopping it as it stopped penetrating altogether, just nudging the entry.
considering this is the only function, it is a little poor

if the entire game is just this with reskin after reskin it may be a 5 minute interesting idler for many, but mainly just something background for achievement hunters while playing something engaging as nothing is earnt offline.
watch the banner for a few minutes to see everything.

skins look nice enough but to this idle daily player, this is sub par. the art deserves to be involved in a better game

0.2 Review
It's just an idle game with some fantastic animations.

First of all, it's obviously Minecraft parody game.
There is no story, at least just yet. From what I can tell from tiny bit of comments that shopkeepers give to us, we are supposedly just a weird guy who uses piston machine to fuck animals... and shopkeepers.

At this point the whole gameplay consists of moving your mouse left and right to gain points, or just leaving the game in idle for about 30 minutes is enough to unlock everything if you only go back from time to time, to buy new stuff and to make points multiplier a little bigger. And that's about it.

The art and animations are obviously what is supposed to hook you up into this game. Since the only animation here is pretty much using the piston, devs made sure to make it as perfect as they could, and they did an amazing job. It's easily one of my top games in animations category.

But honestly I actively looked at this game in total for about 10 minutes before I got bored. I launched the game, spent 5 minutes unlocking stuff, turned on auto, went afk for about half an hour and came back to unlock everything else. It's a good thing devs reduced grind from what I can tell by reading patch notes, but it didn't changed the fact that there's pretty much nothing to do here except grind.
It's always nice to see a well animated game, but first and foremost, it's still a game, and a game should be played, not left in the background like a crypto miner.

That's why I decided to rate this game so low. If anybody would ask me what would I change, I'd consider adding more positions, maybe a climax event, make a main character actually appear and have sex with the girls from time to time. You know, to make game less monotonous than it is right now.

Ver. 0.2

+ Nice art style & L2D
+ The vendor quips are quite fun
+ Piston & other dynamics more fluid than expected

= Some of the VA readings sound out of tone, like they weren't sure the context of the lines.

The animation & graphics is really nice but it is repetitive, you'll afk once you run out of things to dink around with. My favorite part of the game so far are the vendor quips, hearing the VA's growing concern with each upgrade gives you something to look forward to.

The author seems to have a pretty clear roadmap with goals. Right now it's good for a few minutes of amusement, resources are scheduled to hit next update. There's a big list of desired features that would customize the game a bit more.

It's interesting to see someone take a joke to the next level, the game really is an afk game. I would feel more optimistic as more features are regularly added.

I am not a fan of Minecraft, this is not the game of my childhood and therefore I will be more objective than a fan who is happy with any garbage if it mentions what he is crazy about.

It is a regular clicker with management for buying customization that adds a little speed to getting points for its purchase.
Artificial intelligence (imitation of life) is primitive only reaction to entering with weak, medium and strong force. To see all the animation in the game you will need no more than 15 seconds

I doubt that there is potential here. The author added anal in version 0.2, in 0.5 there will be oral, maybe even spanking. But it will still remain a mobile clicker and not the most interesting.

The praise this game gets is more confusing than anything else. The animation is nice, but that is the end of it. There is no real content here. Exactly what you see in the preview is what you get. The end. There's no cum sequence, no advancing to real sex or another position; no change at all other than things like characters. Even with changed characters, though, the sounds are identical. This is just a piston thrusting sim with nothing more.

It looks nice, I guess. An easy way to kill 30 minutes, I suppose. But for jerkin' it? Nah.