Java Newlife [v0.8.12] [Splendid Ostrich]

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MrCheesy

MrCheesy

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There was mention of a "spaghettification" of code previously, but that just made me wonder the following: are there actually any custom scenes for this game? If not, is that due to a lack of interest or due to the difficulty of implementation?
I always thought text-based games usually had multiple people writing for them, or a community of people doing so, but it sounds like this game is just one person?
 
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Rhazes

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pizbia said:
There are thousands of talented devs right now unable to get an interview while this guy gets paid to form two sentences per month
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Like 3 years of 2 line lesbian updates.
You can now make coffee for your lesbian partner in the morning.
You can tell your lesbian partner you love her.

I'm surprised no one tried to copy the system. I think its great and would be better if you could add/mod while playing using custom videos and pictures for scenes.
 
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A Wife And A Mother. What now? 7 years? And she still hasn't taken a dick. Dairy farmers couldn't milk it that good. But not even that dev could rival Splendid Ostrich, dairy farmer par excellence.
Two lines of dialogue, rejoice, the advent of renting a U-Haul when you and your lesbian girlfriend breakup is now added, but only if you have the Bitchy trait. On the Discord, a new custom scene is added where if you also have the Cunning trait, and have a friend who is an Impregnator, you can trick her into being made pregnant on a .001 RNG.

Rhazes said:
Like 3 years of 2 line lesbian updates.
You can now make coffee for your lesbian partner in the morning.
You can tell your lesbian partner you love her.

I'm surprised no one tried to copy the system. I think its great and would be better if you could add/mod while playing using custom videos and pictures for scenes.
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SiggySky

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Lord Ja'aM of Roland said:
Splendid Ostrich plays fast & loose with the definition of rape
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They're not alone. Forced and dubcon are kind of so mainstream that they can't be rape because rape is bad. The rule of thumb seems to be that if there's sexual tension or an opt-out/escape then it's okay even though consent was never given. Though I've seen editorials on consent state that starting a second round of sex without getting explicit consent again is rape.

It's one of the messy lines in content moderation I snark at whenever a game platform starts allowing porn.
 
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Eulexia

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MrCheesy said:
There was mention of a "spaghettification" of code previously, but that just made me wonder the following: are there actually any custom scenes for this game? If not, is that due to a lack of interest or due to the difficulty of implementation?
I always thought text-based games usually had multiple people writing for them, or a community of people doing so, but it sounds like this game is just one person?
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The problem is just that the game allows for a lot of variation, which means that code has to include a ton of alternatives and "what ifs" that make writing laborious.

I wrote the most expansive (to my knowledge) add-on scene to the game, which has been integrated into the game (that's the Shyness Cure) scene.

It takes a ton of work to write stuff for it. And yes, this game is primarily just one person, although he will integrate custom scenes that meet quality/etc standards if they're submitted. Not a lot of people have.

But mostly it's just that if your character can be both nice or bitchy (or neither), and the guy in question might be nice or a jerk, you now have four variations you have to be able to account for, and this can happen with dozens of traits.
 
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VictorHayes

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Granberia said:
  • Jerks will take home an MC that gets too blackout drunk and will not only fuck her while she's barely aware, but can also choose to intentionally nut inside her with the intention of locking her down with pregnancy. (Got this by downing strong cocktails while clubbing)
  • If your MC doesn't have lube and asks a guy to use her juices as a substitute, jerks can use the opportunity to slip their dick inside and start pounding her. They'll even do it if they know she's a virgin, and a low self-esteem MC will rationalize it away by thinking that it's fine that she didn't want it because she isn't worth respecting.
  • Guys will also try the ol' "You said that you needed a condom or that you didn't want to have actual penetrative sex? Oopsie doodle! I deliberately kept my cock at your entrance, and it slipped inside while we were grinding/making out. Guess we're having unprotected sex now, which I'm sure you're aware of it because I started ramming you at light speed the moment it did."
  • One of the possible boyfriend/husband routes for your MC includes his best friend trying to blackmail her into sex through her boyfriend/husband's debts. If she has both a sensitive breasts and sensitive pussy, he'll try to take advantage of it to essentially incapacitate her through orgasms so that he can take her to pound town without resistance
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Didn't know these were scenes! Any tips on how to get these?
 
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