Oh, you just have to be kidding me, I've waited what feels like 17 dark ages for this new update
and then it doesn't have content for the one waifu I love?! And we "won't see her for quite a while"?!
Fuck my life...


And as for certain posts from the last few days... Y'know how sometimes on YouTube you click a video for the tits and stay for the good song? I too got into Radiant for the daughters. But I met Jade. I love Jade. I play this game for Jade. I want to go on romantic dates with Jade. I want Jade to move in with me. I hope the girls will love their new mommy Jade. I wish to have babies with Jade. I wish to have a beautiful wedding with Jade. I wish we'll live happily ever after with Jade. Out of all the dozens of AVNs I chew through, Jade is my favourite LI. Jade is in fact the only LI I regularly think about. I long for Jade. I crave Jade. I am besotted with Jade. I am smitten by Jade. I'm infatuated with Jade. Jade is love, Jade is life.
Lick me.
EDIT: Wait, actually, that's not entirely accurate, I sometimes also think of FiN's Mason.