My child, are you ready for the most sane conspiracy theory? Flat Earth is nonsense. Cube Earth is nonsense. JFK? No. Radiant releasing in a timely manner, never done. Ice-walls, bullshit. Moon is cheese? No. Moon landing? You can't land on a hologram. And it's projected from Earth, but it can't be Earth in the normal sense. You can be two days ahead my child... come closer... you must expand your mind.
Time to introduce you to Donut Earth Bimodal Theory
In short? D.E.B.T.
The lizard people in the illuminati have hid this truth from you for Eons, but it makes sense when you hear the phrase... "we are all in debt." Two planes in existence at once, the third dimension occupies the space of a sphere, but the fourth dimension occupies the space of the Donut. Have you ever noticed this? They want you to hate the Donut theory. Much like the cop neighbor in this game? Ever notice the reaction towards everyone in this thread? They hated the cop.
"That cop neighbor was such an asshole."
"That jerk neighbor cop came out of nowhere... what a tool."
What do cops eat? That's right... Donuts. That will get you thinking about the next steps in the master plan. Just some food for thought while we wait. You know what else is a food? That's right. A fuckin' Donut. You know who I am writing this post giggling like an idiot? That's right. I'm a donut. If you made it this far... props to you lmfao.
