- Jul 21, 2017
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Wake up next to such a beauty,
and your cock isn't as stiff and hard as it could be,
are you really impotent for the rest of your life...![]()
FFS, TAKE VIAGRA !!!
If Bella, or any of those beauties in the SG universe, can't make a guy pop a raging boner and want to breed them all, a whole damn jar of viagra won't be much of a help on this front either.Oceanlab: Sorry dear fan viagra does not exist in this universe.![]()
You'll live to see the day Ocean tells us Amber won't be fuckable, at least not by the MC, and you'll probably wish you hadn't bothered with her at all.I may never wait for Amber's update, and I hope I live to see that day![]()
I see oceanlab still hasn't bothered to fix the spelling mistakes.
Puzzling isn't it? For someone so detail-oriented as Ocean
Bro I'm sorry but this dude is the worst fucking writer around. I know he's not a native English speaker, but please God hire a proofreader or two.
Ok bois, lil fun and jokes aside, you grammar nazis should stop with the nazi shit. Why not point out the typos and the correct word instead of criticizing an obviously non-native English speaker for a few mistakes ??Reading through the dialogue between MC and Bella is straight up painful. Every other line is just the most cringeworthy, unfunny "joke" you've ever heard in your life.
I'm not pleased with how much 'progress' the MC makes toward fucking the girls, MILFs, or at least his cat, for the lolz, either, but we can't deny the fact that Ocean does a splendid job with those visuals. Also, the man is German, I dare y'all to talk and write in German to see how easy it is before criticizing his English.
Be a lil more understanding AND supportive, cuz, horribly slow pace aside, the game has a lot of potential to become one of the best titles on this site.