you underestimate us you warmonger , looks like all those burgers you've been eating lately on the battlefield taking a toll on your dumb brain , you have no idea of what has been going and happening around when it is especially right under your big ass nosetrills.
It's all part of the plan., you all blind ass sasha-worshipping fools and those other defenseless and weak so called all powerfull teams think you all standing your ground , gaining ours and leaving us with shattered defense. But you are wrong , What you don't know is that we have you right where we want you. We have influence all over you and your burgers.
We are sinful , we are manipulators no denying that, our path is the dark side, leaving you and your zealots perplexed making you all squabble with the other blockheads on the battlefield while we go straight for the throne and claim it along with the godess of war making her our slave ...what was the phrase you used..?..right the Butt Sub Slave(BSS).. after our obvious successful ambush and maniacal tactics, finally we'll have the true power to make you all not canon at once like the old justice league.
Atlast we bring forth the new order.......HAIL BELLA.
we do not eat burgers unless we mince it yourself so ... your plan as failed try again!
and do not speak her name in vain you heathen or i will cut off your tongue and stick it where it belongs up your own arse!
besides 90% of our forces are at all times surrounding the hallowed gardens and just like spartans we rarely leave our place besides her! because what life is that away from her light? misery and despair!
also if your path goes trough the darkside remember to take candles, let me tell you i am not doing that mistake ever again!
the hallowed gardens are protected by our greatest warriors by thick walls of granite 25 feet deep and 30 feet high reinforced with crenelates and bastion towers with heavy artillery on it our gatehouse as 4 different doors from iron squares to thick oak ones and there are murder holes all over the walls! its situated on a river island that stands 30 meters of pure cliffs!
our moat is 25 feet deep and is inhabited by Nile crocodiles who are kept purposely hungry!
our central keep can not stand more then 2 men shoulder to should and thats where we keep our champions our stalwart shields and our greatest swordmans!
the castle itself is divided into 6 separated parts so that by taking our 1st line of defense means you just outed yourself for our expert marksman! you can not do an assault properly you expect to win 7 ?
our outer walls are guarded by ancient Molossan hounds that can sniff you stinky asses 10 miles away and rip your throats as easily as it takes a shit! our weapons and armor are made up of tempered steel and our bows are composite bows made of the remains of prezewalski´s horses!
you amateurs couldn´t take over a cabin if the doors where open and you think you got the guile the strength the courage or the numbers to threaten our hallowed gardens where the light of Sasha shines eternal, fools!
bruh what are you talking about
herm i was gonna give you a faceplam but even that is too good for you, it would be a shame for me! begone and be yourself... irrelevant!
still the best joke ever in an AVN!
far better then the one Ocean tried to do with the lets roll victoria that in german is funny as shit but the translation just does not work!
