HUUU... just got a letter from my Sweet Sasha!
"warscared i write to you to tell of what as come to pass
so you may never doubt my love so...now,
has the island of the sea are laid in waste,
these Bella man away you have chased,
and you my wild wolf by daylight roams,
trough their deserted silent homes,
few had the bravery to now withstand,
the fury of your brave sword hand,
as helms burst and shields burst,
as fear on its balance filled the air,
the cries and the deaths terrific sound,
red flashing in the southern sky,
clear as flames have been brought high,
from fair Van Halen lofty towers,
unholy fires now laid them poor
and showns the house is now made silent rain
and in terror scour in forest and plain
seeking the forest as deep as a glen
to house with wolves and escape your man
but few are they who escaped to tell
for sorrow warn the people fell
the only captives from the fray
where lovely maidens lead away,
and in wild terror to the strand
down to your ships their length ban
the fairhaired girls are roughly driven
and their soft skins in iron riven...
the nami`s lay humbled
the Mila´s lay shunned
The Amber´s lay nude
and the Bella are laid to everyone!
such is the story of your conquest of SG my beloved warscared, i wrote these verses in your honor and to prove my love for you!
forever yours
Sasha"
FUCKING HELL MY GIRLS CAN WRITE POETRY!
Anyway this reminds me of the good old days, i had an enemy that i could not murder... i mean butcher... i mean kill in honorable duel without inciting the rest of my followers into open revolt, me being such an agreeable person i hate when my men do not love me so.... my poor bleeding heart forgive the treacherous cunt time and time again, then i gifted this brave warrior for all his "valor" one of my bravest housekarls, he was named Leroy Jenkins ... lets just say that i had planed an invasion into perfection... but the illiterate fools attacked 2 days too soon ... their entire host got crushed and killed and my enemies laughed at me over my defeat... they celebrated for 2 days when my main army caught them drunk and unprepared!
the idiots had assumed that the vanguard with Leroy was my main army and got drunk celebrating.... should not have sent all my wine and mead stocks with the vanguard....
...Every single one of them.
