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After School.
Ryan: So, how was your first day?
Eddie: It was fun. A lot of people were surprisingly accepting of me, and I think I will enjoy my classes a lot.
Bruce: Eddie has a thing for Ms. Martinez.
Eddie: No! I mean....Yeah, I do.
Mitchel: The Computer Lab assistant? Eddie here has a refined taste in women.
Ryan: A very refined taste indeed.
Eddie: so what are you guys doing now school is out.
Ryan: I actually have a study date with Kya, so I'll be busy for the rest of the afternoon.
Bruce: Fucking Finally. It's only been like what, 6 years now?
Mitchel: I'd assume you'd be sad because you no longer have your easy money making bet on "always bet against Ryan".
Bruce: It's bitter sweet. But I'm more happy for my friend than sad I'm losing an easy income.
As they walk on by, they see a bright pink car on the side of the street, with two young women waiting outside, as one of them waves at the group.
Gina: HEY COUS!
Eddie: Hey Gina.
Mitchel: You know these two?
Eddie: Oh yeah, Guys, these are my cousins Gina and Wednesday!
Bruce: You are related to the Kramer-Roger Sisters?
Gina: Ooh, already making friends at School I see! And cute ones too.
Wednesday: Calm your tits, Gina. Hey Eddie, Aunt Eve is out getting supplies still, so she made sure we'd come pick you up and we'll just hang at our place.
Ryan: Oh...I get it now. Eddie Rogers, the Kramer-Roger Sisters....that makes sense.
Mitchel: I always thought their last name was one word. You know, like Kramerrogers.
Ryan: No, it's a hyphen. They were both in Rachel's Graduating class.
Gina: So Eddie, were you going to invite your cute friends over? I could always give them some motivation... *She says, her hands rising to the bottom of her tied up shirt, grabbing the bottom like she's ready to pull it up in one sweeping motion*
Eddie: GINA WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NOT INFRONT OF THE SCHOOL!
Wednesday: Okay, you're done, back in the car!
Gina: What? I was just teasing them. Not like I was actually going to flash them in public.
Bruce:....but what if we asked nicely?
Wednesday: This is why I was the one asked to pick up Eddie, and not you.
Gina: Yeah, but you are using my Car.
Wendesday: Yeah, and you have a suspended license, so I don't see how that helps your point.
Gina: Wednesday you're such a stick in the mud. You act like being born 2 weeks before me somehow makes you a responsible older sibling.
Wednesday: That's because you make it really hard to not look like the responsible one in comparison. I didn't try to go get my Tongue split at a underground piercing shop.
Gina: I mean I changed my mind, before we went through with it, that should count for something. Besides Mom said it was okay at the time.
Wednesday: Yeah, My mom did, but did you're mom?
Gina:....
Wednesday: That Silence speaks volumes. Get in the car.
Gina: I don't know how someone as fun as Momma could have a boring stickler like you.
*Mitchel then steps up to the two sisters*
Mitchel: You know, I am on the Basketball team.
Gina: Ooh, an Athlete.
Wednesday: Cool, I didn't ask.
Mitchel: How about we switch numbers?
Wednesday: Sure, mine is 3825-633. Now let's get out of here.
*Wednesday heads into the Driver spot, with Eddie Following behind.*
Gina: Here, I'll give you my number.
*Gina inputs her number into Mitchel's phone before getting into the car. The Boys all watch as they drive off, as they were clearly turned on my Gina's outward teasing from earlier*
Bruce: Man we got to visit Eddie's cousin's place at some point.
Ryan: Don't you have a date?
Bruce: This Saturday, but today is Wednesday....No pun intended.
Ryan:...fair I guess.
Mitchel: I scored with two numbers in one day. 3 Pointer for Mitchel.
*As they watch, Kya approaches the guys from behind, as she sought out Ryan*
Kya: Hey Ryan, Ready for...Um....Did I get you at a bad time? *She says, clearly distracted by Ryan's erection*
Ryan: Oh um...no it will go down on it's own. It's...um....Cold out?
Kya: I think cold does the opposite to that, actually.
Ryan: I mean, have you ever had one?
Kya:....touché.
Ryan: Here, I'll bring you over to my house.
*Kya and Ryan walk off, leaving Bruce and Mitchel to themselves, as Mitchel studies the numbers he got*
Mitchel: Why does Wednesday have an Ontario Canada area code?
Bruce: What?
Mitchel: This number is showing Ontario Canada. Haven't the Kramer-Rogers lived here in Summerville the entire time?
*Bruce studies the number closely, before laughing to himself, finally realizing the joke*
Bruce: Oh my God. Dude, look at the letters associated with it. 3825-633 is F-U-C-K-O-F-F. That's clever. I'm mad I didn't think of that myself.
Mitchel: Oh...Well I got one number, which means it's only time before I get the other's number too.
Bruce: You seem more determined than I've ever seen you.
Mitchel: We got two big titty Sisters, one a Punk the other a Goth. I haven't been more motivated in my life.
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