CookieExpress

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oh we understand humor. When it's funny.

When it is too similar to actual thoughts held by people who have said something similar in this thread with all seriousness... we reference Poe's Law.

Also, based upon your previous posts sharing your thoughts on DC and the progress of the game... I doubt you were joking. Here are some quotes just to refresh your memory.
I've scanned through this thread a couple of times. This comment might be deleted, but I do hope you have seen it. Just seeing your activity throughout this thread is, honestly, creepy as hell. We're all some form of freaky, looking at these games - but you are weird man. Like really freaking weird.

I get that this is it for you, a gatekeeping unsung hero for some developer that doesn't even know you personally and vice versa - but it's really something authorities should observe. The way you write is also something to address, like you try so hard to come across as someone who reads a dictionary as literature.

Must suck to be you in real life, somehow. :')
Adios chap.
 

AlfredBundy4

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Truly one of the greatest scam hustles one can find...and it shows each of us who we are.

I genuinely could not sleep at night making something that draws in a ton of people, have that ton of people throw me tons of financial support and simply do nothing. I don't have that evil in me, lol.

Growing up I had it etched into me that if someone is paying you to do a job yoy give it 100%, whether they're paying you $1 or $100,000. I don't have it in my soul to have people pay me for something and just not deliver.

Adult VN development through fan subscription support is like the final test as to whether you're a piece of shit or not...and most fail.
 

PetrusSanctus

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I've scanned through this thread a couple of times. This comment might be deleted, but I do hope you have seen it. Just seeing your activity throughout this thread is, honestly, creepy as hell. We're all some form of freaky, looking at these games - but you are weird man. Like really freaking weird.

I get that this is it for you, a gatekeeping unsung hero for some developer that doesn't even know you personally and vice versa - but it's really something authorities should observe. The way you write is also something to address, like you try so hard to come across as someone who reads a dictionary as literature.

Must suck to be you in real life, somehow. :')
Adios chap.
ofc the hate post gets liked by the bnwo cultist.
 

sandyknees34

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How many years at this stage??? How many years till we reach the last update he made before the tech update? At this speed I will not be alive to see that day. Hell if his son doesn't inherits this game no one ever will see that point reached again.
Then he will release a "short" tech update. Wait over a year then just start over. People will still be supporting him.
 

Ottoeight

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I've scanned through this thread a couple of times. This comment might be deleted, but I do hope you have seen it. Just seeing your activity throughout this thread is, honestly, creepy as hell. We're all some form of freaky, looking at these games - but you are weird man. Like really freaking weird.

I get that this is it for you, a gatekeeping unsung hero for some developer that doesn't even know you personally and vice versa - but it's really something authorities should observe. The way you write is also something to address, like you try so hard to come across as someone who reads a dictionary as literature.

Must suck to be you in real life, somehow. :')
Adios chap.
We can only hope (for him, and for human race's sake) that he's on DarkCookie's payroll.
 

Count Morado

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let me guess. pre tech update?
"preview" of the tech update, as it has been every two months since May 31, 2024 and will be for many many many many months, based upon the speed of progress seen to date - v21.0.0-wip.####

The last pre-tech update was in October 2021 - v0.20.16.
 
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MisterMeh

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Is this one of his alts? because if there's one thing a shill will not do for a game that only now exists to exploit the subscription model, it's tell it like it is.

I've said before that posters should continue to shit on this game, as it remains shit and not let the shills manipulating you into going away in the hopes of them getting some ignorant suckers on the subscription hook. That is me telling it how it is, support games that put the work in, because you don't see Count Morado defending those games, when you make something people enjoy, you don't need shills to defend you.
So, you're on a pirating site that the creator of the game has zero interest in engaging with, and you're goal is to tell everyone here who isn't paying for the game, nor do they have to, to not pay for the game? Have you thought that out... like at all?

The honest question here is, why are you so emotionally involved? Why the anger? My guess is that you desperately want to play the game and have it finished, but you don't want to pay anything, and you somehow want to make others stop paying, so the creator of said game will be punished. It seems that you don't have a handle on how you deal with disappointment.

I'll repeat, all that's being said is that we have zero control over the speed the game is finished. Point blank, period. The majority of us don't like the fact that it's not completed, but we know how to go on with our lives, and are able to handle the situation. Why not give that a try too?
 

Magister Masquerade

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So, you're on a pirating site that the creator of the game has zero interest in engaging with, and you're goal is to tell everyone here who isn't paying for the game, nor do they have to, to not pay for the game? Have you thought that out... like at all?

The honest question here is, why are you so emotionally involved? Why the anger? My guess is that you desperately want to play the game and have it finished, but you don't want to pay anything, and you somehow want to make others stop paying, so the creator of said game will be punished. It seems that you don't have a handle on how you deal with disappointment.

I'll repeat, all that's being said is that we have zero control over the speed the game is finished. Point blank, period. The majority of us don't like the fact that it's not completed, but we know how to go on with our lives, and are able to handle the situation. Why not give that a try too?
A lot of people support games on here, or buy them after if they like them. I am one of those people. And this dev deserves all the criticism. Stop being the thought police and let people discuss their thoughts on a discussion forum about the fing game lmao.
 

GrumpyMatt

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So FYI, because DC and his crew aren't the sharpest tools in the shed these aren't in the cookie the jar.

However, upon completion of the current content, visiting Debbie in the shower will allow one to access 3 preview scenes:

Blowjob
Sex in the shower (now at a much worse angle)
Sex after the shower
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The kitchen evening sex scene has also returned.

That is how DC gets away with telling people that this update would include sex with Debbie.

At the rate this shithousery is going, there will almost certainly be a 5th Debbie update, but that's pure speculation. To be honest, it wouldn't be unfair to speculate he goes a 6th update, and we make it a full year of Debbie.

To think, these Debbie updates are only happening because DC tried to sneak 8 (now 9) year old art into the first release of his tech update after vanishing for nearly 2 years, and people quite reasonably mocked him for it.

If I am going to give credit for one thing, DC's team that compiles the updates (putting together the code and the art and such), are actually beating the allegations that it takes them 1+ months to put it together. Stuff DC drew a week ago on stream is appearing in the updates. So well done for no longer being completely shit.

See everyone again in 2 months. :ROFLMAO:
Can ya gib save? At current game state i kinda have no will to complete it all again, and DC did not even cared to implement them in Cocaine Jar
 
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Lupin the 3rd

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It's incredible how we're on the verge of two years just to get to where the previous version of the game left off. Please release the final version now and continue the game from there with the respective updates. It's a beautiful game, beyond the spicy scenes, entertaining, and with a good plot, but you're stretching it too far just to get to where the first version left off.
How many times must it said? It's impossible. The old Coder fucked this Game so much that it can't be completed with the old version. That's why the Tech Update is made in the first place. With the old version, they can't finish the game nor make lot of spicy scenes anymore.
The Tech Update with new Code was indeed needed to continue.
Dark Cookie should buy help from more Coders but he doesn't do it yet. That's the Problem.
 
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How many times must it said? It's impossible. The old Coder fucked this Game so much that it can't be completed with the old version. That's why the Tech Update is made in the first place. With the old version, they can't finish the game nor make lot of spicy scenes anymore.
The Tech Update with new Code was indeed needed to continue.
Dark Cookie should buy help from more Coders but he doesn't do it yet. That's the Problem.
this game is around for a decade nearly, he just love milking people, thats it, just like mc milking diane.
 
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