HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[IjjKpoe]

What did Bob pay?

What did you pay?

CUSTOMERS choose to spend their money however they want and specifically you don't control their decisions.

You clearly care a lot about this game by posting here. I think you're angry that they are, yet again, late with an update. So you're seeking to punish the developer financially with... I guess... a boycott. It's not going to work.

- Bob is wasting his time crying about it here.

You are Bob's impotent rage. In a few weeks an update will probably drop. You're going to pay your own money to get it as a customer... right? Right? (Yeah, going to need to see your receipt before I believe you on that.)

Play something else (ask for game recommendations on F95)... don't just wait getting more and more upset.

Imagine being so densely stupid to believe you shouldn't complain about a game you are playing only because you havn't given money to it.

Try saying this stupid argument to LOL players lmao you dumb bip bop.

Weeks a go you said -in a few weeks- update will be released. It wasn't
Now you say -in a few weeks- update will be released and i will play it. It won't be released.
In a few weeks you dumb robot will say -in a few weeks- update will be released.

You actually have the fetish of being lied and scammed? Damn bro i wonder how can you be a functional human being in real life.

 

[orellion]

bipbopboop's only argument is that since crush made a couple of good updates, and we are addicted, then you should stop complaining and wait for crush to publish something again in 3 years and in the meantime you should shut up and let him fuck you, without the right to criticize or give your opinion... I don't know why it sounds like if you vote in the lessons, whether your candidate wins or not, you should shut your mouth and let him steal, corrupt and spend the money of those who pay taxes, and if you don't pay taxes because you are too poor, then shut up because you don't even contribute... and if you don't vote, even worse, because you didn't enter the false game of representative democracy, then you have no right to say anything, conclusion be submissive, you are shit, you don't have the power... and bipbopboop is the police in charge of making corrupt politicians respect... incredible how the roles and stupidities of the system are constantly repeated at different levels...
by the way bipbopboop He admitted, unintentionally, that he is crush. If you want, I'll put a screenshot lol

Well that's not all he was saying. He also pointed out complaining on F95 will not effect anything, as the Female Agent supporters have their reasons to keep paying. Keep in mind, we don't know the Patreon turnover rate either, it could be as high as 50% of his subs are totally new every month. How many thousands start playing Female Agent for the very first time every month? Either way, the pattern for quality games is they receive high support for years even after no updates. Those that don't are very rare exceptions. If you want another example - The Good Son. No update in two years, support down maybe 25% from highs.

 

[boobthief]

Imagine being so densely stupid to believe you shouldn't complain about a game you are playing only because you havn't given money to it.

Try saying this stupid argument to LOL players lmao you dumb bip bop.

Weeks a go you said -in a few weeks- update will be released. It wasn't
Now you say -in a few weeks- update will be released and i will play it. It won't be released.
In a few weeks you dumb robot will say -in a few weeks- update will be released.

You actually have the fetish of being lied and scammed? Damn bro i wonder how can you be a functional human being in real life.

So you paid nothing but are angry that you didn't get to steal and play their game for free.

I'm not angry they didn't release a game update on a deadline. They've been doing this for literally years. I'll pay for it and play whenever they release it, which I expect will be soon.

Cry more, Ree2-D2.

 

[Senor Smut]

bipbopboop's only argument is that since crush made a couple of good updates, and we are addicted, then you should stop complaining and wait for crush to publish something again in 3 years and in the meantime you should shut up and let him fuck you, without the right to criticize or give your opinion... I don't know why it sounds like if you vote in the lessons, whether your candidate wins or not, you should shut your mouth and let him steal, corrupt and spend the money of those who pay taxes, and if you don't pay taxes because you are too poor, then shut up because you don't even contribute... and if you don't vote, even worse, because you didn't enter the false game of representative democracy, then you have no right to say anything, conclusion be submissive, you are shit, you don't have the power... and bipbopboop is the police in charge of making corrupt politicians respect... incredible how the roles and stupidities of the system are constantly repeated at different levels...
by the way bipbopboop He admitted, unintentionally, that he is crush. If you want, I'll put a screenshot lol

Nah, no way he's Crush. He posts WAY too often to be Crush. If Crush posted at this guy's speed, the game would have been finished four years ago.

 

[ScarletCrow]

Person A: *bought sauce pan made by X, it's shit quality, now buy sauce pan made by Y, and tell people to avoid brand X*
Person B: *because they trusted person A, they start buying sauce pan Y, and tell other people to avoid brand X.*
Person C: *because they trusted person B, they start buying sauce pan Y, and tell other people to avoid brand X.*
...and so on, and so on...

According to some people apparently, Person B and person C have no right to do that, and should be jailed immediately.

 

[Deniz31]

Damn, last update sounded like a few days left and here we go, 3 weeks and radio silence.

 

[undertherose]

Crush has stopped appearing online and commenting in the discord, hiding even from them.

 

[IjjKpoe]

Well that's not all he was saying. He also pointed out complaining on F95 will not effect anything, as the Female Agent supporters have their reasons to keep paying. Keep in mind, we don't know the Patreon turnover rate either, it could be as high as 50% of his subs are totally new every month. How many thousands start playing Female Agent for the very first time every month? Either way, the pattern for quality games is they receive high support for years even after no updates. Those that don't are very rare exceptions. If you want another example - The Good Son. No update in two years, support down maybe 25% from highs.

I don't agree on this. Some

So you paid nothing but are angry that you didn't get to steal and play their game for free.

I'm not angry they didn't release a game update on a deadline. They've been doing this for literally years. I'll pay for it and play whenever they release it, which I expect will be soon.

Cry more, Ree2-D2.

I will just post this.

In a few weeks come back telling me for the 3rd consecutive (few weeks) time that Crush will release (in a few weeks) the update you promised for the (now) 4th consecutive time.

Go pay for an update that (most likely) will be like the 3 last uptades where Crush scrapped the game (2) times and introduced the fascinating world of make up and .... i think that's all.

And since you like being lied and scammed go suck the Top Gun protagonist member so he accepts you into scientology church.

 

[Senor Smut]

Even after all this time, he's still making 4,800-4,900/month. Still people seem to be getting fed up.

 

[BeccaBoo]

Crush has surfaced on Patreon - here is what he said.

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Hey guys, I'm very sorry for the long radio silence. I've been working non-stop on the game, but I needed some time to work and experiment alone on something important.
I know that “going dark” was really shitty and unprofessional, and you guys have every right to be pissed off with me. The truth is that sometimes – when things are creatively difficult, and I’m feeling like shit – I let the stress and doubt and haters get on top of me, and I feel like I need to just fuck off and fix everything before I can show my face again.
I knew it was the wrong thing to do even while I was doing it (which just added to my negative emotional spiral), but I did it anyway, because I didn’t have the mental bandwidth or emotional energy to be the crab you deserve. I'm sorry and ashamed for handling the stress so badly.

Progress report
I’ve been busy finishing the entire Lifepath in the game engine. This was originally planned to be spread over four separate releases, but I realised that (A) it was taking too long to make and (B) it wasn’t turning out like I wanted.
The point of Female Agent has always been to make the game I wanted to play: an RPG with a highly customisable heroine, who alternates between kicking and showing some ass to get through the main quest.
Starting a new game shouldn’t be the long, intricate grind it was becoming – the Lifepath I want to play is a fun, highly interactive character creator, where I get to create and customise an aristocratic English rose or an all-American cheerleader with a unique backstory the game will reference later, stick her in MI6 or the CIA, then call her in for a meeting and tell her that she’s trading in her business suit and laptop for a thong and high heels to go undercover.
So I sealed myself away and did some absolutely brutal redesign work (which will shortly go out to testers for feedback). So the next release will be the entire Lifepath, i.e. the next release will be the previously planned four releases, all rolled into one, and I think it’ll make the early game much more replayable and better paced.

Next steps
Now I have clarity and my idea for a redesigned Lifepath is now finished and working in the engine. I need to push that out to testers for feedback and improvement, and of course there will be new artwork required from lovely Victoria. So my next step is going to be detailed comms with V and testers. We’ll aim to get the entire Lifepath to you as soon as possible.
Again I’m really, sincerely sorry for the radio silence. It was unprofessional of me and I’m going to make up for it with better comms and a better game for everybody.
❤‍

 

[ffive]

This was originally planned to be spread over four separate releases, but I realised that (A) it was taking too long to make and (B) it wasn’t turning out like I wanted.

(but for real, trimming the lifepath thing from the fat and getting it all done is genuinely decent news. He's pretty close to an epiphany how it'd work even better if it was a simple, short and sweet setup in a few questions... but maybe he'll get there eventually, too)

 

[Senor Smut]

As many of us suspected, Crush scrapped what he was working on for a year because "it wasn't hot enough." Good Christ.

And the nerve of that man, talking about "haters" when what was happening was mostly subscribers asking what was taking so long. What a little bitch.

 

[MrAnarchy]

And I predict that whatever awakening was beginning to happen on the discord will now be shouted down into silence by his most devout screaming, “SEE, SEE!!!! God is real and he has returned to us!! All of you doubters are going to hell!!!”

 

[gymnopedies]

This is a pyramid scheme, a Ponzi scheme, like religion or social security, almost like libertarian capitalism... there is no other explanation.
We will all end up dead in Guyana or living in Utah and paying tithes.
There is no other explanation for this madness.

 

[MrAnarchy]

I mean, this is just pathetic

 

[asdfasdf12341234ACSACA]

If Crush has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Crush has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Crush has only one fan then that is me. If Crush has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Crush, then I am against the world.

 

[asdfasdf12341234ACSACA]

I mean, this is just pathetic

You forgot the totally accurate comment from Victoria



It's funny that they'd post something like that which can easily be debunked by such spying and high tech tools as "go to Patreon, look at the dates for each post, especially the release posts"

 

[CreativeCritic2]

(but for real, trimming the lifepath thing from the fat and getting it all done is genuinely decent news. He's pretty close to an epiphany how it'd work even better if it was a simple, short and sweet setup in a few questions... but maybe he'll get there eventually, too)

Nah... 'trimming the fat' only works if there actually is some fat. At the moment, he's been paid tens of thousands of dollars to produce nothing and he has nothing to show for it: Not a demo of the lifepath, not a single scene.

He'll have been sitting there for about a month thinking 'Shit... I've got to tell these people something' and that's the best excuse he's come up with. He's turned the corner so many times that at this point people are just paying to watch him spin on the spot.

 

[IjjKpoe]

Let me get it right; He didn't do anythign because he was stressed because people asked what the hell was he doing past 6 months... then said he wasn't "happy" with how development was going so he (again) scrapped the update and the next update will be in reality what he was going to do for the last update he planned half a year a go.

So now we will have a (possible) new update with no scheduled date where we will have a new early game but the history remains untouched.

Why i decided to have a normal job and not be Crush lmao.....

 

[Deleted member 8514337]

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(but for real, trimming the lifepath thing from the fat and getting it all done is genuinely decent news. He's pretty close to an epiphany how it'd work even better if it was a simple, short and sweet setup in a few questions... but maybe he'll get there eventually, too)

That's actually massive news. This game has been in development since ... what? ... 2017 and in 2025, lo and behold, we finally get a build which integrates the life path with Bangkok, so it's possible to take your heroine from her birth to the topless cafe.

I wonder what's the catch? I'm guessing he will massively scale down on implementing a skill system that will have any effect on the game and just deliver a life path which is mainly text and some cosmetic changes like the hair colour selector he was so excited about some months ago.

Nah... 'trimming the fat' only works if there actually is some fat. At the moment, he's been paid tens of thousands of dollars to produce nothing and he has nothing to show for it: Not a demo of the life path, not a single scene.

Actually, he's got a complete life path written out: this is for the version with the old avatar that was scrapped ages ago. It didn't have Bangkok, but it did allow you to follow Kate from childhood through uni to getting recruited and trained by the intelligence agency.

With some edits and 'trimming the fat', it should take a competent developer a maximum of a few weeks to make the old version compatible with the newer one. I'm guessing that's what Crush will do after wasting months on doing who knows what...