HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[orellion]

I'm particularly fond of the current line which is "Oh... I want to make game A, but everyone seems to want game B..."

Motherfucker... at this point, you just need to make a game... any game. The criticism you get is not because you want to make a different game to the one your supporters want, it's that you haven't produced jack shit in nearly two years.

I do find it indefensable at this point he won't show any screenshots of work. And who are all these mysterious "testers" that have got their hands on the new content but never say a peep on the forum or discord? Crush at one time was a decent person that, unfortunately, has went bad.

 

[darkshadow7]

its a come inside in the making where he will milk patreons money just reporting shit and licking lovely victoria's ass
just another game with potential gone missing for over a 2 years now ? fuck
better switch to blue swallow at least with regular updates its good

 

[PickerLewd]

better switch to blue swallow at least with regular updates its good

The very pixelated avatar didn't give me a good feeling, I guess I shouldn't judge a book by its cover .

 

[CassieBare]

The very pixelated avatar didn't give me a good feeling, I guess I shouldn't judge a book by its cover .

The game was originally designed for pixelart. The public release (or toggleable on supporter releases) has HD art.

 

[GERTRUD12]

I guess it is too much to ask for to cut the life story and the female Agent story in to teo pieces? You know.. like a "this is the story." And "this is the origins of the female Agent" but given how long this game has been in the making. I guess not..

 

[Prawnstar69]

My best hypothesis is the real game is how to farm for fools, but I doubt he's finding them on F95. And a very specific set of fools because they must have a masochistic side, to be smart enough to earn disposable income but dumb enough to pay him 16 months based vague promises of how hot the next release will be without ever actually asking for any proof of work. Anyone know where he's finding them? Curious as to his marketing, which is definitely Crush's forte.

I feel them, because once upon a time, I had hopes of seeing this game reach an ending (albeit a rushed one). The truly frustrating part is that if he instead applied his creative writing to the story, with the same effort he's posting on community and elsewhere, he'd literally have written a novel by now. The only reason not to finish main story first, outside of running a scam, would be he has no real clue how the story continues beyond getting to BKK.

2 more years till FA development reaches 1 decade, let's hope the fools keep funding it till the next reboot is called "Granny Agent" then we can have him develop death path too (the mission is to beat inflation, dice roll for chronic illness, fighting random aches and pain, for virgin run you can unlock nursing home AND customise the diaper, wheelchair and casket) It's gonna be greta and so sexy, to be released in Winter (year TBD).

 

[saucepan35]

So, last last time I checked in on this game was about two years ago. Crush had recently invented the MOAB (the mother of all beat sheets!), which was going to solve all problems going forward. Now I see last release was 2023 still, making it one (possibly two) very minor releases since the last time I gave the game a whirl.

Now, I fully used to think people in this thread were being overly entitled & cynical about something 99% aren't paying a dime for (let's be honest). And while that's still somewhat true, I also have to say the cynics were right lol. Jeez, the idea that someone out there is paying for this month after month.

Now, I am very much of the opinion that anyone putting money into Patreon should realize they are supporting a creator and aren't buying something. But that still means _something_ should get created. The project is borderline parody at this point.