VN Ren'Py It's a Bit Sudden, but Now I Have a Brown Elven Girlfriend [v0.01] [S3 Digital]

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Lerd0

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never understood appeal of brown elves, they just look like all those dumb bitches with fake tan so thick - it's borderline blackface
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this low effort HS2 models doesn't help either
....comes from ppl that watched lodoss war......
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..it's all pirotess fault.....peak waifu....
 

citrone

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I can't do it.

I just can't.

After sitting through some of the most pretentiously wrong pseudo-philosophy pablum about the nature of love, you're introduced to the MC as he walks in on his girlfriend kissing another dude. She summarily dumps you, says she still likes you as a friend, but that you simply don't excite her in the same way as Chad Thundercock here who is currently slapping her ass and groping her tits like a piece of meat. MC then falls to their knees in their best Darth Vader 'NOOOO!' impersonation.

Cut to 25 year old MC, who is now a founder of multiple successful business ventures and is subsequently a multi-millionaire. Congrats, bro has already won at the Game of Life. But no, he's still obsessing over that one time a girl broke his heart almost a decade ago. Will he ever have another girlfriend? Will he die alone and unloved? Also we get a whole unneeded sequence where the MC seeks professional help, but throws shade on anxiety meds cause he's afraid they'll make him suicidal. So yeah, how about a side of ignorant fearmongering to go with your sad fantasy?

How does one go about getting a dark brown elven hottie? Does one need to be conventionally attractive, or have a charming personality? Is there an elaborate courtship procedure? Nope! You simply need to wait around until they screw up an experiment and get zapped across dimensions to land right in your lap while you sit in your living room. Yep, it's a reverse-isekai. Not even 5 minutes in, and I can't stop rolling my eyes enough to keep reading.

I'm out. This is just incel fantasy tripe. Cuck-kun sigma grindset's himself to success, right before a smoking hot fantasy trope tosses themselves at his feet for no apparent reason. This is way too sad and juvenile for my tastes.
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HUNUTAN

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What are these stupid socks in all the scenes? It looks disgusting. I hope at least in the future this crap will not happen and we will be able to see normal scenes. After all, dark elves are a rarity in games and look pretty good.
 

EvolutionKills

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I know that for everyone as they get older they think, "Kids these days don't know what we had when I was a kid..."

This is one of those things. How many younger anime fans these days know of Lodoss War?

I dunno, but I was trying to not be a pedant and point out the missing 'Record of' part of the title after seeing it come up.

Guess I failed at that...
 
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ImperialD

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elves are hot ... but not quite up there with neko's yet .... a strong 2nd .... where can i find an elven girl like Eris :love:

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Guyin Cognito

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I can't get past the overlapping use of "brown elven girlfriend" and the term "dark elf."
It is long established, and rather universal, that the term "dark elf" does NOT simply mean tanned/brown/melanin rich skin.
A "dark elf" is a drow, and they do not, and cannot, have brown skin.
Their skin is black--not "black person" black, but BLACK black, like vantablack, like "it absorbs all light entirely" black,
because they are made of shadow, and darkness, and evil.
Sometimes, some blue or purple shading is thrown in to hyperbolically represent how dark black they are. This comes from visual art (and especially comics) where blue/purple is used to clarify that something is uncommonly dark black (usually hair).

In modern times, the reason we persist with this tradition is to make it clear that "dark elves" are NOT just "elves with dark skin," because "dark elves" are traditionally evil, and suggesting that an elf with "human black" skin (i.e. brown) is inherently evil would be considered highly racist.

For the love of god I beg you, DO NOT conflate "brown elves" with "dark elves." The world does not need that shit right now.
 
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