Trope95

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Oh ! you eat them In Spain ? over here they are sucked, (O se "la" comen doblada/ Or the eat it bend ) :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Man there are so much nonsense in Spansih what comes to my mind a shame that it all goes lost in translation.
by the way the the bended saying has also a negative tone.
I DON'T eat or suck them :ROFLMAO: . Neither in Spain nor when I'm abroad. ;)
If I tell a girl to "suck" or "eat" my dick (in an intimate environment), it has the same meaning. She will give me a blowjob (or a slap, more probably)
If I tell a guy to "suck" or "eat" my dick (in a not intimate environment), it's the equivalent of "fuck off".
If I say someone "eats a bent dick" ("se la come doblada") it means someone has outrageously lied to them and they believed the lie.
 

Jaga Telesin

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Eat a dick is definitely used, it's just more used in anger. It's got a lot more vitriol packed in it. At least on this side of the anglophone pond.
Or more appropriately, "eat a bag of dicks" which is what I mostly hear used. Definitely more humorous than "suck it!".
 
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MAGO-DAG

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You better start practicing ! we expect Tripletts next time ! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
After this, my wife would tell me to go and give birth myself! 1000223122.gif

Sanity mate. Each time you have another child, you get a tax on your sanity. Eventually you'll run out. ;) Just have fun *practicing* making them from here on out, avoid the tax!
If it weren't for my lustful life, I would have thought about it long ago... but as my wife says, "We don't have the right to live a boring married life!" So while our lustful blood is boiling, let's enjoy it, and we can think about taxes when we get old :KEK:
 

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I DON'T eat or suck them :ROFLMAO: . Neither in Spain nor when I'm abroad. ;)
If I tell a girl to "suck" or "eat" my dick (in an intimate environment), it has the same meaning. She will give me a blowjob (or a slap, more probably)
If I tell a guy to "suck" or "eat" my dick (in a not intimate environment), it's the equivalent of "fuck off".
If I say someone "eats a bent dick" ("se la come doblada") it means someone has outrageously lied to them and they believed the lie.
As I understand it the Brits eat a dick whenever they can.

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TigerWolfe

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Generally, in English, when you have a 2nd child it's "another" child, so becoming a parent again (meaning once more, another time) is absolutely fine.
Becoming one for a 2nd time (again) does not mean that the 1st time didn't happen, or met with an untimely end.
Maybe it's my overly literal mind, but that still parses as you ceased to be a parent and have become one again. It's at least not how I ever phrased it when referring to my second kiddo's imminent arrival.
 

FatGiant

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Puerto rico uses 2 different words for this lol Chupa lol and Mama ( suck ) lol
Even tho mama also means mom. Me lo mama ( she sucked it) dont blame me blame spain they brought the language to PR lol
Same in Espanol. From "chupar", "to suck".
Chupa Chups being the lolly in her lovely mouth.
We also use Mama, but our word for Mother is "Mamã". Yet Mama is also our word for Tit. Mamar (To suck) is also how babies are fed. Then we get phrases like "Mama na mama da mamã" (Suck on mom's tit). It can get VERY amusing, LOL.

The funniest part of using Chupa, for a blowjob, is that when someone asks if you want Ketchup, it sounds like "Queres que te chupe?" (Do you want me to suck you?) Unsurprisingly, many times the answer is an automatic Yes, even if the Ketchup stays untouched. I wonder why... :unsure: There's also the fact that we call "Tomates"(Tomatoes) to Testicles. The joke is multi-level.

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Peace :p
 

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We also use Mama, but our word for Mother is "Mamã". Yet Mama is also our word for Tit. Mamar (To suck) is also how babies are fed. Then we get phrases like "Mama na mama da mamã" (Suck on mom's tit). It can get VERY amusing, LOL.

The funniest part of using Chupa, for a blowjob, is that when someone asks if you want Ketchup, it sounds like "Queres que te chupe?" (Do you want me to suck you?) Unsurprisingly, many times the answer is an automatic Yes, even if the Ketchup stays untouched. I wonder why... :unsure: There's also the fact that we call "Tomates"(Tomatoes) to Testicles. The joke is multi-level.

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Peace :p
we use ketchup just like that simple lol.

Now for testicles is huevos which also means eggs lol
But Bicho that means penis also means hickey but it also means bug.
We also use mamar for suck and it also means breast.
 

FatGiant

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But Bicho that means penis also means hickey but it also means bug.
Bicho, is a catch all word for any animal. Everything is a Bicho. It is also a slang for a very Muscular man. Now, the feminine version, Bicha, is a ugly word for Homosexual, usually used for those more "eccentric" or that act in a excessive manner. BUT, it is also what we call a queue, a line, like for "Waiting in Line" (Esperar na bicha). I think you can imagine the purposeful innuendos that can come with that, and we do use them all.

Aren't languages fun? I simply adore this. :D
 
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