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1 : Hey I heard you hated pixels so I took the pixels out of your pixels so you've have less pixels in your pixels
2 : they're basically all either in a giant compilation, weird aspect ratio, etc.
By this logic there is no need for any game to have any gallery at all, because it's the exact same thing spending 15 minutes trying to find the one scene you want on paheal then making sure to practice your one-handed arrow-fu to jump around to the scenes you want, rather than just being able to click on them and watch them.
This is a very common argument when it comes to stuff like this, but it practically boils down to "why do you want to buy a bluray of your favourite movie when you can just watch it at 480p on youtube over 400 different parts each 30 seconds long." Yes, it's technically the same content, but you've kinda lost the entire point of why you're there in the first place. Some people just want to goon without joining an esports league for each stroke. A gallery solves this problem perfectly by allowing the gameplay and gooning to be conjoined without ruining each other. If you want to play the game, play the game, if you want to goon, open the gallery. A rogue like punishes dying, H-scenes on death reward dying, so there is a fundamental clash at play here. (really this applies to basically all games, but it's particularly bad for roguelikes) A gallery means you can keep the same context for the scene while avoiding that conflict of interest because the people who just had their 30 minute run end aren't expected to suddenly drop trow and rub one out within 10-30 seconds, and the people who just want to rub one out aren't expected to play through 30 minutes of cock-blocking foreplay.
There is a very simple reason basically every H-game has a gallery well before it's anywhere near finished; no-one who wants to goon wants to work for it first, if they did they'd just have sex. Even if you've already earned it legitimately, you don't necessarily want to have to re-earn it every following time.
> 2 : they're basically all either in a giant compilation, weird aspect ratio, etc.
or worse still, commentated
or worse still, commentated
Yeah... Sweet Jesus have mercy! People who speak at all in porn game playthrough videos should have their mouths duck taped shut. What were they even thinking?! I mean, you're watching a scene with a hot elf chick getting gangbanged by goblins or whatever (not really "my thing" personally, but just as an example) and some spotty wanker keeps talking over it like he thinks he's David fucking Attenborough! Good Lord, I hate those types!
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Yep... As if we needed more proof of the utter lack of class (or even restraint) on that madhouse of a site... Honestly, the vast majority of comments on there are just plain disgusting.
-Mal
is there any way for the guardians to do no damage at all during a run? kinda kill everyone after a point lol
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On that site, if there is a <insert very explicit fetish here> picture or video you can rest assured that a small army of deranged femboys will comment how badly they need <this> to be done to themselves. It bewilders me very much, to put it in nice terms.
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You can kill it if you got a parasite one instead / Should be larva / Snail / Flying insect
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But there're none of those enemies in the castle tho, only forest, passage and village
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The last area with the Big dick guy and living armor? No snail spawn in there ?
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No, only tentacle knights, armored goblins, pillar-dildo-man (has no H scene), sometimes werewolf, sometimes ground hole tentacles. No insectoid enemies.
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...he *does* have a sex scene though?
Like, it's annoying trying to proc it considering how the last area's zones are often broken up by scenery/that most other enemies move faster then him so tend to engage the scenes instead of him/how he has just average amount of health so it's easy to kill him on accident when you're cleaning up other enemies
Indeed, it ´s not so easy to trigger, best is to have him in a small place alone between 2 pillars to trigger the scene.
That being said, there is also a mimic and an iron maiden scene (in fact two scenes, one is with another girl in it), for ppl don ´t know it yet, but these encounters seem to be a bit rare and random.
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I tried to trigger it exactly by this - being knocked down in area where it's just him and no one else. All he did is just continue attack without moving towards body. Maybe i need to lay down just in front of him i dunno.
Yeah it ´s a bit tricky, the problem is he pushes you away when hitting you and when you lay too far away out of sight he will not walk over, so you need to find a narrow place where he pushs you against a wall and you stay in sight or close enough to him.
I mean tbf, this is really just the submissive equivalent of the typical straight guys you see endlessly commenting on porn vids or in webcam chats going "omg she's so hot! I want to cum in that tight pussy bb! Say how much you want my 10-inch dick!" There's something about the combination of male sex drive and lack of social inhibition that causes this behavior by a subset of men all over the internet (some women do it too but it's very rare).On that site, if there is a <insert very explicit fetish here> picture or video you can rest assured that a small army of deranged femboys will comment how badly they need <this> to be done to themselves. It bewilders me very much, to put it in nice terms.
But yeah, I don't really get it either ^_^